Year 1: O_o
Year 2: What is this “toilet” you speak of?
Year 3: I have to wear clothes all the time?
Year 4: I will not wear this particular set of clothes – down the toilet it goes!
Year 5: What is this “school” you speak of?
Year 6: I rock at school 🙂
Year 7: What is this “CCD” you speak of?
Year 8: First Communion! 🙂 (alternatively – first girlfriend!)
Year 9: 4D
Year 10: I don’t remember anything from this year 🙂
Year 11: Band! Trumpet! Selina! Dungeons & Dragons!
Year 12: Bike riding all over Weslaco
Year 13: Puberty! (Shaving, too – I was and continue to be folically superior)
Year 14: High School! Marching Band!
Year 15: So many good friends!
Year 16: Wait . . . High School is almost over?
Year 17: Graduation! (also, staying up all night the night of prom – partying? no! playing serenatas all over Weslaco cause the next day was Mother’s Day)
Year 18: College (also, getting my driver’s license – yay!) (also, Milton visiting me when I was the only guy in my freshman dorm pool surrounded by girls) (also, I don’t always swim in my freshman dorm . . . but when I do, I make sure I’m the only guy surrounded by girls)
Year 19: Religion! Theology! Philosophy! Psychology! Anthropology! Sociology! (I loved college reading / classes)
Year 20: Wait . . . college is almost over?
Year 21: Graduation!
Year 22: Diocesan Office of Youth Ministry, Associate Director
Year 23: Marriage! \(~o~)/ \(^o^)/ \(-o-)/
Year 24: Wait . . . what do you mean I’m the only one in this diocesan office now?
Year 25: Baby! \(~o~)/ \(^o^)/ \(-o-)/ (also discovered Diablo!)
Year 26: Fired! (?_?) (also, what are all of these “diapers” you speak of?)
Year 27: Campus Minister, Our Lady of Sorrows School 🙂
Year 28: What do you mean my son is going to school next year?
Year 29: Son’s first year of school! (at OLS, of course) 🙂
Year 30: Why yes, Sr. Maxie, I do play this card game called “Magic.” Yes, at my age. Yes, my friends play, too. Why yes, Ms. Jeanne, I do still play this roleplaying game called Dungeons & Dragons. Yes, at my age. Yes, my friends play, too.
Year 31: Still playing trumpet! (Though my range and stamina are horrible compared to the wonder years of High School).
Year 32: Discovered Neverwinter Nights 🙂
Year 33: Still married! (meaning – my wife still puts up with me!)
Year 34: Discovered Blogging 🙂
Year 35: Hmm . . . 1/2 way to 70! 🙂
Year 36: Why no, son, I don’t want to try this “World of Warcraft” game you started playing – I don’t think I’ll get into it.
Year 37: What do you mean my son is leaving OLS next year?
Year 38: What do you mean my son is going to High School next year?
Year 39: My son had an awesome first year of High School! (Wait . . . how old am I now?)
Year 40: Still in love with my wife, still loving my son, still rocking a full head of hair, still rocking 🙂 (and wailing on the trumpet) (and playing WOW) (and Diablo III) (and occasionally Magic and D&D) (and finally started blogging again) (and desperately needs to exercise!)
You should elaborate more on the years, “what is this 4D you speak of”? You should also put more content and add a few more years.
Well, uhmm, alrighty then. 🙂